STAT means now. Everything else means consult a specialist.
The basic measurements that tell doctors you are alive — temperature, pulse, blood pressure, and breathing rate — which seems like a low bar until you are in a hospital and being alive is genuinely the first thing they need to confirm.
A fancy medical term for any small hollow chamber in your body, most famously the two pumping chambers in your heart that do the heavy lifting of circulating blood. Neurologists also use this to describe the fluid-filled cavities in your brain, because apparently everything important needs its own little room. It's basically your body's architectural term for "important tiny space."
Inflammation of the vagina that makes gynecologists' jobs secure and pharmaceutical companies very happy. This uncomfortable condition can result from infections, irritants, or hormonal changes, prompting awkward conversations with healthcare providers. It's the medical establishment's reminder that the human body has many creative ways to make you uncomfortable.
In medical contexts, the process of allowing gases or air to escape from body cavities or medical equipment, crucial for preventing dangerous pressure buildup. It's also what healthcare workers desperately need to do after particularly difficult shifts, though that version involves less tubing and more wine. The mechanical version saves lives; the emotional version saves sanity.
The fancy dress code for clergy and religious figures during sacred ceremonies. Think of it as a spiritual uniform that signals 'I'm authorized to handle the important stuff here.' Varies wildly depending on denomination, ranging from simple robes to elaborate embroidered garments that cost more than your car.
An opening that lets gases (especially air) escape before your lungs or your patience completely implodes. Whether it's a medical airway vent or your emotional pressure release, vents prevent dangerous buildup. Think of them as your body's (or volcano's) safety valve.
The machine that breathes for you when your lungs stage a mutiny. Also the reason everyone tenses up during hospital scenes on TV—its rhythmic 'whoooosh' signals maximum drama.
The internal organs of the body, especially the abdominal organs such as the stomach, liver, and intestines. The term is often used in medical contexts or when referring to the deeper, more elemental aspects of something.
The external female genitalia, including the labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, and vaginal opening.
A toxic fluid secreted by certain animals (snakes, spiders, scorpions) and injected into prey or threats through bites or stings; also used metaphorically to describe harsh, malicious speech or intent.