zen garden

Definition

The prickly, stubble-covered aftermath of aggressive or frequent shaving, where regenerating hairs create an uncomfortable textured landscape. The botanical metaphor is cute; the reality is decidedly less peaceful.

Example Usage

After shaving every single day, she developed a zen garden situation that made wearing anything tight absolutely painful.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zen%20garden&defid=4672492)

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