woodpusher

Definition

Derogatory rollerblader slang for close-minded skateboarders who waste energy hating on inline skaters instead of just enjoying their own sport. A relic from the '90s action sports tribalism wars, when apparently choosing your preferred wheeled platform was a legitimate identity crisis.

Example Usage

The woodpushers at the skatepark kept heckling us until we landed tricks they couldn't do.

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