where's the wifi?

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Definition

A nerdy adaptation of the classic "where's the beef?" complaint, expressing the modern existential crisis of being disconnected from the internet. It's the digital age equivalent of asking where the bathroom is—a basic need that requires immediate satisfaction.

Example Usage

Five minutes after arriving at the Airbnb, everyone was wandering around asking "where's the wifi?" instead of actually enjoying the mountain view.

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