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Wet clayed

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Definition

The unfortunate state of someone who's smoked so much cannabis that they've turned pale, clammy, and frozen in place like a statue made of damp pottery. Their face takes on a grayish, sweaty sheen before the inevitable happens. It's the stoner equivalent of a blue screen of death, usually followed by profound regret.

Example Usage

Jake took three dabs in a row and immediately wet clayed on the couch for like twenty minutes.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wet%20clayed&defid=13414172)

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