wengled

Definition

Absolutely wrecked by alcohol to the point of losing bodily control—the British equivalent of 'hammered' or 'wankered.' When you're past the fun stage and into the regrettable stage.

Example Usage

Last night was brutal, mate—I got absolutely wengled and woke up on a park bench.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wengled&defid=10648784)

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