Definition

Academic purgatory where hopeful students linger after a class fills, praying someone drops while simultaneously trying to convince the professor they absolutely need this specific section. Position #47 has never felt so disappointing.

Example Usage

I'm number 3 on the waitlist for Organic Chemistry, which means I'm attending every class like I'm enrolled and doing homework just in case.

Origin

Adopted from service industry terminology in the 1970s with computerized registration systems

Fun Fact

Data shows students in the top 10% of a waitlist have about a 75% chance of getting in, but most people overestimate their odds dramatically.

Source: Student registration system terminology

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