Definition

An acronym meaning 'Vice President I'd Like to Facebook,' a sanitized and social-media-appropriate variant of a more explicit phrase that emerged during Sarah Palin's 2008 VP run. It's political attraction repackaged for the Web 2.0 era. Because nothing says democracy like turning politicians into memes.

Example Usage

The internet spent more time debating whether the VP candidate was a VPILF than discussing actual policy positions.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=VPILF&defid=3320209)

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