voluntold

Definition

Being assigned to a task under the guise of volunteering, when refusal isn't actually an option. Democracy in action, military-style.

Example Usage

I got voluntold for the weekend duty roster because I made eye contact with the sergeant.

Origin

Portmanteau of 'volunteer' and 'told,' emerged in late 20th century military culture

Fun Fact

The key to avoiding being voluntold is mastering the art of looking busy when sergeants start scanning for 'volunteers.'

Source: Modern military slang

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