Version Control

Definition

A system for tracking changes to code over time, ensuring that when everything breaks, you can at least figure out who broke it and when. Without version control, software development would be like writing a novel where everyone edits the same document simultaneously with no undo button.

Example Usage

"We don't use version control," admitted the freelancer, and every developer in the room felt a chill run down their spine as if a million merge conflicts cried out in terror.

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