Definition

Money given to startups by firms who expect most of their investments to fail spectacularly, banking on one unicorn to pay for all the donkeys. VCs will fund almost anything if you put AI in the pitch deck and promise to disrupt something.

Example Usage

"The VC firm invested $20 million in an app that rates puddles. Their thesis? Disruptive hydro-analytics. The app shut down in eight months."

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Intermediate

dilute

The art of watering down your ownership stake in a company, usually because someone with deeper pockets decided your equity pie needs more slices. In the startup world, this happens when new investors come aboard and everyone's percentage shrinks faster than your enthusiasm during Series D. It's not personal, it's just cap table mathematics.

🚀 Startup / VC
Advanced

revenue recognition

The accounting principle determining when revenue should be recorded, which sounds simple until you encounter multi-year contracts, partial deliveries, and customers who might return products. Getting this wrong is how good companies become accounting scandals.

💰 Finance / Accounting
Advanced

reserve ratio

The percentage of a VC fund set aside for follow-on investments in existing portfolio companies. The math that determines whether your investor can actually support you in the next round or just awkwardly watch.

🚀 Startup / VC
Intermediate

depletion

The exhaustion of a resource faster than it can naturally replenish itself, whether that's oil reserves, soil nutrients, or your marketing budget by mid-quarter. In accounting, it's the method for allocating the cost of extracting natural resources. Basically, fancy terminology for "we used it all up."

💰 Finance / Accounting
Intermediate

clawback provision

A contractual clause allowing a company to demand return of previously paid compensation, typically when executives are caught cooking the books or performance metrics turn out to be fiction. It's the corporate equivalent of 'give me back my money.'

💰 Finance / Accounting
Beginner

founder market fit

The degree to which a founder's background, skills, and experience align with the problem they're trying to solve. VCs love backing someone who's lived the pain they're addressing.

🚀 Startup / VC

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