underwriting

Definition

The mystical process where financial institutions assess risk and decide whether to give you money, usually involving algorithms, credit scores, and prayers to the profit gods. Investment banks use it to evaluate securities before offering them to investors, while insurance companies use it to determine if you're worth the gamble. It's essentially professional betting on whether you'll pay your bills or file a claim.

Example Usage

Our loan is stuck in underwriting, where faceless analysts are currently judging my entire financial history and that one time I was late on a credit card payment in 2015.

Source: Financial services terminology

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