tourist investor

Definition

A venture capitalist or firm that sporadically invests in startups outside their expertise or thesis, usually during hype cycles. They show up for the party, leave before cleanup, and wonder why founders don't return their calls.

Example Usage

That tourist investor dumped money into crypto startups in 2021 and hasn't responded to a founder email since the crash.

Origin

Derogatory Silicon Valley term from the 2010s for uncommitted capital

Fun Fact

Tourist investors often appear during boom times in sectors like crypto, cannabis, or AI, then disappear when the hype fades, leaving founders stranded.

Source: Silicon Valley venture capital slang

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