time trial

Definition

A racing effort against the clock rather than direct competitors, testing your ability to pace suffering over a predetermined distance. The loneliest way to discover your pain threshold.

Example Usage

The 40k time trial was her versus the clock, with no competitors to draft behind and no excuses when the clock won.

Origin

Cycling and racing terminology, individual racing format

Fun Fact

Time trials are called 'the race of truth' because there's no peloton to hide in, no tactics to employ—just you, the clock, and your ability to suffer efficiently.

Source: Cycling and endurance racing terminology

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