Three Hour Game

Definition

A video game that can be completed on the same day you purchase it, leading to profound buyer's remorse and existential questions about how you just spent $60. The gaming industry's equivalent of a disappointing first date that ends way too early.

Example Usage

I was so hyped for that new release, but it turned out to be a three hour game—beat it before dinner.

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