Tao Bao

Definition

China's answer to eBay, famous for rock-bottom prices and equally rock-bottom quality—your knockoff gadgets ship faster than your expectations can crash. If it's impossibly cheap and made in mainland China, it probably came from here.

Example Usage

I bought a USB cable from Tao Bao for 50 cents and it caught fire, but honestly, what did I expect?

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tao%20Bao&defid=18610778)

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