Definition

Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics -- the four horsemen of the academic apocalypse that everyone says we need more of while simultaneously underpaying the teachers who teach them. STEM is the answer to every economic question, except the one about why STEM graduates still can't afford rent.

Example Usage

"My guidance counselor said STEM is the future, so I majored in biology and now I'm a barista who can explain the chemistry of espresso extraction."

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quadratic

A mathematical expression that squares things (multiplies them by themselves) but refuses to go any higher, like a rebellious polynomial that stops at x². The bread and butter of algebra teachers everywhere, it's the formula that gives you that famous parabola curve and makes high schoolers question their life choices. If you've ever calculated projectile motion or optimized anything ever, you've been in quadratic territory.

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carnegie unit

A measure of instructional time equating one credit hour to 120 hours of student work, standardizing education through the magic of Victorian-era timekeeping. Because learning definitely happens in neat hourly blocks.

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cribbing

The academic art of borrowing passages, references, or answers for your own work, dancing on the fine line between research and plagiarism. In educational contexts, it means creating cheat sheets or copying from others, which institutions frown upon while simultaneously teaching proper citation methods. It's essentially the scholarly version of "I'm not copying, I'm being inspired."

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grade appeal

The formal process where students contest their grades through institutional channels, transforming academic evaluation into legal theater. Where students argue that 70% mastery should really count as 90%.

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academic probation

The educational equivalent of being grounded, where students who fail to meet minimum GPA requirements are given one last chance to shape up before facing academic suspension. Think of it as the university's way of saying "we're not mad, just disappointed."

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Core Curriculum

The mandatory set of courses every student must take regardless of their major, because apparently an English major absolutely needs to know calculus to write poetry. It's academia's way of saying your tuition isn't high enough yet.

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