statesticles

Definition

A playful portmanteau combining 'statistics' and 'testicles'—it's usually used humorously when discussing health data or information related to male genitalia, though mostly it's just fun to say around friends.

Example Usage

The doctor dropped some statesticles on us about testicular health during health class, and everyone tried not to laugh.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=statesticles&defid=2356486)

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