Staging

Definition

The art of filling a home with fake furniture and decorative books nobody has read to trick buyers into thinking the space has a personality. It's catfishing, but for houses.

Example Usage

"The staging made the house look like a Pottery Barn catalog. Then I moved in with my actual furniture and it looked like a garage sale." - A reality-checked buyer

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CMA

Comparative Market Analysis—a report comparing similar properties to determine a home's market value. It's like Zillow's estimate, except prepared by an actual human who might know what they're doing.

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The recurring costs of keeping a property functional—utilities, maintenance, management, insurance, and property taxes—everything except debt service. It's the monthly financial hemorrhaging that separates rental income from actual profit.

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cadastral map

A comprehensive, scale-accurate map showing property boundaries, ownership parcels, and sometimes tax assessments for an entire jurisdiction. Think of it as the government's meticulous diagram of who owns every square inch of land.

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Due Diligence

The period where you pretend to be a detective, an engineer, and an accountant all at once to figure out if a property is a goldmine or a money pit. Spoiler: it's usually somewhere between "fine" and "oh no."

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entitlement

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scratch and dent

Industry slang for properties with minor cosmetic issues that scare away typical buyers but are catnip to investors and DIYers. Think ugly carpet and dated wallpaper, not structural disasters—though agents sometimes blur that line.

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