squirt

Definition

A quick, efficient bathroom visit for liquid waste disposal, typically announced when you're trying to minimize delay. It's the urinary equivalent of a pit stop—in and out in under a minute. The term implies speed and brevity, unlike its lengthier bathroom counterparts.

Example Usage

Hold on, I need to take a quick squirt before we head out to the movie.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squirt&defid=17010)

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