sportscenter

Definition

ESPN's flagship daily sports highlight show that peaked in the Stuart Scott era and has been chasing that high ever since. What was once must-watch TV for sports fans has devolved into a catch-phrase graveyard where current anchors try desperately to recreate the magic of their predecessors. It's like watching your dad try to use TikTok slang—technically sports coverage, but uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Example Usage

I used to watch SportsCenter every morning, but now I just get my highlights from Twitter like everyone else.

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