Spaghetti Code

Definition

Code so tangled and intertwined that following its logic requires the same skills as untangling Christmas lights in the dark. It's written without structure, maintained without hope, and understood by absolutely nobody, including the person who wrote it yesterday.

Example Usage

"Who wrote this spaghetti code?" demanded the tech lead, conveniently forgetting that the Git blame pointed directly at their own commits from last quarter.

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