soup sandwich

Definition

Something completely disorganized, ineffective, or impossible to execute properly. The full phrase 'ate up like a soup sandwich' describes the ultimate state of dysfunction—because soup between bread is objectively terrible.

Example Usage

That briefing was a soup sandwich—three hours long and we learned nothing useful.

Origin

Military descriptive slang of unknown specific origin, widespread by late 20th century

Fun Fact

The term's power lies in its absurdist imagery—trying to eat a soup sandwich perfectly captures the frustration of military bureaucracy.

Source: General military slang for describing dysfunction

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