Sortie

Definition

A single military mission flown by one aircraft. The fanciest possible way to say 'one plane went and did a thing.' Borrowed from the French because everything sounds more sophisticated in French, even bombing runs.

Example Usage

"The pilot logged 200 sorties this year, which sounds impressive until you realize he still can't parallel park his truck on base."

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