soft cell

Definition

A padded jail or prison cell designed to prevent inmates from harming themselves or others during episodes of extreme distress or intoxication. It's essentially a rubber room with less dignity and more bureaucracy. Not to be confused with the 1980s synth-pop band, though both involve confinement and questionable life choices.

Example Usage

After the suspect tried to headbutt the wall, the officer decided it was time for a night in the soft cell.

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