Side Effects

Definition

The bonus symptoms you get from medication that are supposed to help your original symptoms, creating a pharmaceutical game of whack-a-mole. The part of the drug commercial where the narrator starts speaking at double speed while showing people riding bicycles through meadows.

Example Usage

"The side effects of my allergy medication include drowsiness, dizziness, and ironically, a runny nose, which means the cure and the disease have formed an alliance against me."

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