shitstache

Definition

That unfortunate patchy excuse for facial hair that teenage boys insist on sporting despite looking like they smudged dirt on their upper lip. Usually consisting of approximately seven wispy hairs total, it's the physical manifestation of premature ambition meeting biological reality. Pro tip: if you have to squint to see it, shave it.

Example Usage

Dude needs to shave that shitstache before senior pictures, it's not doing him any favors.

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