Definition

A permanent marker that teenagers huffed for a quick high, despite it being a reliably effective method of destroying brain cells and dignity simultaneously. The gateway drug for people who should've been paying attention in health class.

Example Usage

We found out Tommy was addicted to sharpies when he showed up to school acting completely woozy every day.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sharpie&defid=1995399)

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