Definition

A tiny slice of corporate ownership that lets you pretend you're a business mogul while actually just gambling on quarterly earnings reports. When it goes up, you're a financial genius; when it drops, the market is 'irrational.' Comes with the bonus feature of limited liability, meaning you can't lose more than you invested (small consolation when you've invested everything).

Example Usage

Marcus bought shares in a cryptocurrency mining company and now spends his evenings explaining to his wife why their retirement fund is denominated in Dogecoin.

Source: Common financial terminology

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vesting schedule

The timeline over which stock options or retirement benefits become owned by the employee, ensuring they can't grab equity and immediately quit. It's the corporate version of 'you have to stay for dessert if you want dessert.'

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cost of goods sold

The direct costs of producing goods or services that were actually sold, abbreviated as COGS. It includes materials and labor but not the CEO's golf club membership, no matter how insistently he argues it's 'client development.'

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double entry

The foundational accounting system where every transaction affects at least two accounts, ensuring the books always balance through equal and opposite entries. It's the yin and yang of accounting, except with more debits.

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liabilities

Everything a business owes to others—debts, obligations, and promises to pay that hang over the company like a financial sword of Damocles. It's the right side of the balance sheet that accountants love to balance against assets, creating the fundamental equation of accounting. Can also mean that person on your team who's more problem than solution.

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notional value

The total value of a leveraged position's assets, as opposed to the actual cash you put up, which is usually much less. It's the difference between owning a $100,000 house and the $20,000 you put down.

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Beginner

conservatism principle

The accounting guideline that requires recognizing expenses and liabilities immediately but only recognizing revenues and assets when reasonably certain—essentially pessimism as professional policy. It's why accountants anticipate losses but never gains.

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