Definition

The art of appearing busy while actually doing nothing, or avoiding work through creative means while technically not violating orders. A survival skill perfected by junior enlisted.

Example Usage

He's not in his office or the motor pool—probably shamming somewhere with a clipboard looking important.

Origin

Possibly related to 'sham shield' (Specialist rank insignia), suggesting non-leadership troops avoiding work

Fun Fact

Effective shamming requires props: a clipboard, some papers, a purposeful walk, and the ability to look stressed on command.

Source: U.S. military culture and slang

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