Serverless

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Definition

A cloud computing model where servers definitely still exist but you pretend they don't, like a magician's assistant hiding behind a curtain. You don't manage servers -- you just pay for them, pray they work, and blame the cloud provider when they don't.

Example Usage

"We went serverless!" cheered the team, who had simply transferred their server anxiety from their own machines to someone else's machines they couldn't even see.

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