Definition

A 15-week academic period that feels like 3 weeks of normalcy followed by 12 weeks of escalating panic, culminating in a finals week that should be classified as a humanitarian crisis. Universities offer two per year because one isn't enough suffering.

Example Usage

"It's only week four of the semester and I've already entered the bargaining phase of grief with my organic chemistry professor."

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