Scrum

Definition

A framework within Agile methodology that organizes work into sprints and meetings that are definitely not meetings but "ceremonies." It features roles like Scrum Master, which sounds like a martial arts title but mostly involves asking people what they did yesterday.

Example Usage

"The Scrum Master says we need to timebox this discussion," said nobody who was having a productive day ever.

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chaos engineering

The practice of intentionally breaking things in production to make sure your systems can handle failure gracefully. It's like testing your smoke detector by setting small fires, except your boss approves.

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refactoring

The programmer's equivalent of Marie Kondo-ing your code—cleaning up messy logic and rewriting functions to spark joy (or at least spark fewer bugs) without changing what the code actually does. It's the professional way of admitting your first attempt was a hot mess while pretending you meant to come back and fix it all along. Think of it as plastic surgery for software: same function, better structure.

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booting

The sacred ritual of turning on a computer and waiting while it loads its operating system, during which you question all your life choices. In tech parlance, this is when your machine goes from lifeless brick to functional tool, assuming nothing goes catastrophically wrong. The process that separates patient IT professionals from those who percussive maintenance their way through problems.

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verification

The process of confirming that something is accurate, authentic, or meets specified requirements—essentially checking your work before submitting. In tech, it's ensuring code does what it's supposed to do; in business, it's confirming data accuracy; in social media, it's that blue checkmark proving you're actually famous. The adult equivalent of "double-check your answers" from school tests.

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Intermediate

Conway's Law

The observation that organizations design systems that mirror their communication structure. If your company has four teams, you'll build four subsystems—whether that makes sense or not.

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Advanced

NEO

Stands for Nissan Ecology Oriented, referring to Nissan's answer to Honda's VTEC technology, specifically the NeoVVL system found in SR20VE engines. It's what Nissan fanboys bring up when Honda enthusiasts won't shut up about VTEC kicking in. Basically the automotive equivalent of 'anything you can do, I can do too.'

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kitfo

knock it the f**k off...