schooliosis

Definition

The spinal condition acquired from lugging around a backpack so heavy with textbooks that it could double as a medieval torture device. A playful portmanteau of 'school' and 'scoliosis,' it's the modern student's badge of honor and chronic back pain rolled into one.

Example Usage

Between my laptop, three textbooks, and lunch, my schooliosis is getting so bad I'm basically the Hunchback of Notre Dame High.

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