Satellite baddies

Definition

Attractive women who exist somewhere else on the map—basically your crush's problem, not yours. Digital-age FOMO fuel disguised as a compliment to geography.

Example Usage

My town's kind of a dating wasteland, but there are some satellite baddies in the city I follow on Instagram.

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