Sabbatical

Definition

A paid leave of absence given to professors so they can research, write, and travel, or as the rest of the workforce calls it, an absolutely infuriating concept. It happens every seven years, which is coincidentally how long it takes to forget how jealous you were last time.

Example Usage

"Professor Chen is on sabbatical in Italy, researching the impact of Renaissance art on modern education, or as his Instagram suggests, researching the impact of gelato on his waistline."

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