research university

Definition

An institution where faculty are hired primarily for their research prowess rather than teaching ability, resulting in undergraduates paying premium tuition to be taught by reluctant professors. The Carnegie Classification's highest tier, where 'publish or perish' isn't just a saying but a lifestyle.

Example Usage

At a top research university, your introductory course might be taught by a Nobel laureate who'd rather be in their lab.

Origin

Concept emerged from the German research university model in the 19th century, adopted by American institutions like Johns Hopkins.

Fun Fact

Only about 3% of American colleges and universities qualify as R1 research institutions under the Carnegie Classification system.

Source: Higher education classification terminology

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