reprogram

Definition

To fundamentally alter how software behaves by rewriting its code, or in human terms, to completely change someone's habits and behaviors through some combination of therapy, coercion, or cult tactics. In government budgeting, it's the art of redirecting money from one program to another while pretending this was the plan all along. Dystopian fiction loves this word, and for good reason.

Example Usage

The team had to reprogram the entire checkout system after discovering it had been calculating tax wrong for three years.

Source: Technical terminology

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