Remedy

Intermediate ⚖️ Legal

Definition

What the court gives you to make things right after someone wrongs you, which usually means money because the legal system has not figured out how to order someone to sincerely apologize. The judicial equivalent of putting a band-aid on a broken leg.

Example Usage

"The court's remedy was a monetary award, because nothing heals emotional trauma quite like a check that arrives eighteen months later."

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A legal document that politely demands your presence in court, except the politeness is backed by the threat of jail time if you do not show up. The world's most aggressive invitation.

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Litigation

The process of resolving disputes by spending more money on lawyers than the dispute was ever worth in the first place. The legal equivalent of burning down your house to kill a spider.

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