reading day

Definition

A day before finals with no classes, ostensibly for students to study but actually for stress-crying and cramming multiple weeks of neglected material. The academic equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Example Usage

Reading day was spent in the library's 24-hour room, sustained by energy drinks and mutual panic with classmates.

Origin

Academic calendar tradition from American universities

Fun Fact

Some students petition to eliminate reading days in favor of finishing finals sooner and going home, missing the point entirely.

Source: Academic calendar conventions

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