Quarterly Bender

Definition

A scheduled day of intentional binge-drinking with your inner circle that occurs every three months on a random weekday. The strict rules include mid-week timing (Monday through Wednesday) and a no-Irish-exit policy, because apparently nothing says "responsible adult" like planned weekday debauchery with mandatory attendance. It's like corporate quarterly reviews, but with more regret and fewer PowerPoints.

Example Usage

Can't do lunch on Wednesday—it's our Quarterly Bender, so I'll be useless until Friday.

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