pyramiding

Definition

A weight progression scheme where you either increase weight and decrease reps each set (ascending) or the reverse (descending). It's the mathematical approach to training that makes you feel smart until you're too exhausted to count.

Example Usage

I pyramided up to 315 pounds then back down, which sounds impressive until you realize I only did one rep at the top and spent 45 minutes on one exercise.

Origin

Classic bodybuilding methodology from the mid-20th century

Fun Fact

Despite being a staple of gym culture for decades, research shows pyramiding offers no significant advantage over straight sets, making it mostly tradition with extra steps.

Source: Bodybuilding and strength training terminology

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