Definition

The chief academic officer of a university whose actual job responsibilities remain a mystery to approximately 98% of students and 60% of faculty. They outrank deans but are outranked by the president, making them academia's ultimate middle manager.

Example Usage

"The Provost sent a campus-wide email about strategic academic excellence, and not a single person could explain what it meant, including the Provost."

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irony

When the universe delivers the exact opposite of what you expected—and you discover you were the unwitting punchline. From Socratic irony (feigned ignorance) to dramatic irony (audience knows what character doesn't), it's reality's favorite rhetorical device.

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