Prophylactic

Definition

A preventive measure taken to avoid disease, which is a perfectly respectable medical term that makes twelve-year-olds giggle and adults change the subject. The medical world's way of saying "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of awkward conversation."

Example Usage

"The doctor recommended prophylactic antibiotics before my dental surgery, and I managed to hear the whole sentence without laughing, which I consider personal growth."

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