Property Tax

Definition

The annual reminder from your local government that you don't really own your home -- you're just renting it from the county with extra steps. Miss a payment and find out who the real landlord is.

Example Usage

"I finally paid off my mortgage and thought I was free. Then property tax season arrived like a villain in a sequel nobody asked for." - A homeowner who thought it was over

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