Definition

The bureaucratic maze of steps that transforms simple tasks into multi-week adventures requiring three approvals and two forms. In business-speak, it's the series of procedures that allegedly ensure quality but often just ensure meetings. Everyone loves to say they're 'process-driven' until the process prevents them from doing literally anything quickly.

Example Usage

The approval process for ordering new office supplies somehow required sign-off from five different departments.

Source: Common business terminology

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