prior authorization

Definition

The bureaucratic nightmare where your doctor must get insurance approval before prescribing certain treatments, because apparently your insurance company employs better doctors than yours. It's medical red tape designed to delay care while someone in a call center reads from a script. Nothing says 'emergency' like a 72-hour approval process.

Example Usage

The surgery required prior authorization, meaning his torn ACL had to wait three weeks while insurance determined if he really needed a functioning knee.

Source: Healthcare insurance processes

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