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An election before the real election where party members argue about who should get to argue in the actual election. It's a tournament arc where the prize is the privilege of enduring six more months of attack ads.

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"The primary debates featured twelve candidates, four hours of crosstalk, and zero moments where anyone actually answered the question they were asked."

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The preliminary elections where political party members select their candidate for the general election, essentially a brutal pre-game tournament before the actual championship. These democratic bloodbaths force candidates to campaign extensively, spend ridiculous amounts of money, and occasionally say things they'll later regret when trying to appeal to the broader electorate. It's democracy's way of making sure politicians are thoroughly exhausted before they even get to the real race.

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