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A professional promise-maker whose job involves kissing babies, shaking hands, and crafting carefully worded statements that somehow simultaneously appeal to everyone and offend no one. These career electables have mastered the delicate dance of appearing relatable while being funded by entities most voters will never meet. The term has evolved from neutral descriptor to mild insult, probably because politicians themselves ruined it.

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The seasoned politician pivoted from the corruption question to discuss her passionate commitment to education funding.

Source: Common political terminology

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Supermajority

A voting threshold so high it basically requires near-unanimous agreement, which in Congress is like requiring cats and dogs to coordinate a synchronized swimming routine. It exists to make sure really big decisions have really big support, or more often, really big delays.

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proxy vote

Allowing one member to cast votes on behalf of another who is absent. The legislative 'phone it in' option, which either enables participation during crises or undermines accountability, depending on your perspective.

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Appropriations

The congressional process of deciding who gets how much money, which is essentially a 535-person argument over splitting the check at the world's most expensive dinner. It's where dreams go to get a budget haircut.

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congressman

A male member of the U.S. House of Representatives who represents approximately 750,000 constituents while spending most of his time fundraising for the next election. Elected to serve the people but often serving the highest bidder, he navigates the treacherous waters of partisan politics while maintaining a convincing 'man of the people' facade. Term limit? Never heard of her.

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incumbency

The state of currently holding an office or position, typically giving you an unfair advantage over challengers who don't already have the keys to the executive washroom. In politics, it's the art of being re-elected simply because voters recognize your name from the last campaign sign they drove past. Think of it as tenure, but with more attack ads.

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sunshine law

Legislation requiring government meetings and records to be open to public scrutiny, because apparently politicians need to be legally forced to do their jobs in daylight. A radical concept that government should actually be visible to the governed.

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