Placebo

Definition

A sugar pill that somehow cures everything because your brain did not get the memo that it is fake. The ultimate proof that confidence is half the battle in medicine and that the mind is the greatest pharmacist of all time.

Example Usage

"I was given a placebo in the clinical trial and felt amazing, which either means I am very suggestible or sugar pills are the greatest invention since penicillin."

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A condition that sticks around longer than a houseguest who said they would only stay "a few days," except you cannot change the locks on your own body. The medical term for "this is your life now," delivered with a pamphlet and a sympathetic head tilt.

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